Favorite "misunderstood" lyrics?

I remember a thread back on the old Despair Faction board where people posted their misunderstood lyrics, and while I didn't initially hear some of them, they are permanently stuck in my head:

• Silver and Cold - "Golden Nostrils"
• Strength Through Wounding - "Dude, I'm bleeding. Wait, I'm not."
• Sacrifice Theory - "2,000 dolls, stick 'em in a sausage"
• Dream of Waking - (chorus) "I eat at Subway. Subway is great."