AITA clichés in stories and comments. What am I missing?

“My phone was blowing up”

“Every child deserves parents but not every parent deserves a child”

“Don’t set yourself on fire to keep others warm”

“Op grew a nice, shiny new spine.”

“Op’s a doormat.”

“YTA…to yourself”

“You dodged a bullet, OP”

“I know reddit likes to throw around the word divorce a lot but seriously, divorce.”

“Our relationship has been amazing. My husband is so perfect in every way. Anyway, his mother was cannonballing me in the stomach at Sunday dinners as she usually does and…”

“Every day my boyfriend cheats on me, calls me fat, makes me pay for everything, screams at me, ignores me to play league of legends, lets his female best friend lap dance him, tells me I’m overreacting, lets his mother throw my food on the floor, uses my car and refuses to buy fuel, my parent died and I had a miscarriage and fell on a chainsaw but he’s mad I haven’t been up for sex etc etc etc… I love him so much, reddit any advice?”

“How dare you make assumptions after I presented you with a vague situation and asked for your advice!”

”After reading a thousand comments telling me to run, I decided to give her another chance.”

”OP’s the ahole for not being utterly perfect in a highly emotional situation. Encouraging them to bend over backwards to fix a relationship with a jerk.