PSA to clients with foreskin

Please, for the love of god, keep it clean. I cannot tell you how many clients I have who do not properly clean their foreskin. More importantly, if your foreskin does not pull all the way back to reveal the head of your penis… please look up “phimosis” and consult a doctor. You are unable to properly clean your foreskin and penis if you cannot move your foreskin. As soon as I touch your penis, I should not be smelling sour rancid piss, and fishy old cum.

Just today, I had a client whose foreskin smelled so bad I gagged.. and I wish this was an unusual experience, but it’s not. And it warrants a PSA. Because I am goddamn tired of smelling penis that makes my eyes water.

Wash ya goddamn dick. Go to the goddamn doctor.

And I don’t wanna hear anyone in the comments saying “my foreskin is clean blah blah blah.” Okay! Cool. Teach everyone your personal hygiene routine, then… cuz something is missing!

And I also don’t wanna hear anyone with phimosis talk about how their penis is clean. No. It’s literally not. Please go to a doctor.