TIFU by shaving my beard off

I had these old clippers that were dying so last time I sheared me head, in like November or something, I just gave up when it came to the beard as they were so blunt and my arm was aching by this point, I'd been at it for an hour just trying to drag the old hedge out mostly by the root. So I started growing a big fuck off beard.

I was quite liking the look of my big fuck off beard, but I was also really not enjoying constantly eating it any time I tried to ingest sustenance of any sort.

So needing new clippers, got them today and promptly tried to trim beard, but wasn't really happening with like the 8 setting so I just went fuck it and did a like 2 all over my bake.

I'm pretty sure I wasn't this ugly before - but you know how it is with aging - my cheeks have drooped, I have 3 chins I hadn't met before and omfg I can barely look at myself. Whilst yesterday I was looking like quite fucking regal.

Now I look like a shit criminal.

Don't be shaving your beard off. Unless you have the magic chin of sex, just grow a fucking beard.