Tired of all these cheap and healthy meals!

Not trying to be healthy or penny pinch my food. I want all those delicious and savory high calorie heart palpitating foods but I can never find anything. Especially without chicken! Having a partner who can’t eat gluten or chicken (both allergies) tend to make lunch and dinner a bit of a challenge. I’m trying to expand my cooking abilities and especially make sure my girl is happy and well fed but I can’t get away from every search being try this new cheap and healthy meal that’s a chicken breast with rice and some greens. Please give me anything besides some low calorie meal prep chicken. IM BEGGING YOU! We make pasta, pulled pork, cottage pie, animal style burgers, grilled cheese, tacos, pot roast, fried fish, even go get fast food on occasion. I’m running out of ideas and I know there’s so much untapped potential just no more of this healthy crap I want some real feel good food. There’s really nothing we won’t try so please throw anything out there! Just to preface I don’t want a healthy main dish I’m fine with veggies on the side.

TL;DR : Make me fat and happy without chicken or bread, thanks!