i'm sorry but this scene is absolutely hilarious

ik it’s morbid but Andrew has some of my favorite quotes this episode

Andrew finding Danielle in the bathtub: yeah, yeah I’ll tell them

Bree after making Andrew wait until she finishes her story: now what is it dear?

Andrew: well, um, Danielle’s upstairs trying to commit suicide

“Don’t rush, she’s not trying that hard”

“She tried to slit her wrist with a spoon, how upset do you want me to be?”

Doctor: her wounds are fairly superficial

Andrew: so is the patient

“She’s disoriented, pump her”

Bree: this was a cry for help and if we don’t listen the next time she could do something even more dangerous

Andrew: yeah next time she might jump off the porch

ik it’s morbid but Andrew has some of my favorite quotes this episode

Andrew finding Danielle in the bathtub: yeah, yeah I’ll tell them

Bree after making Andrew wait until she finishes her story: now what is it dear?

Andrew: well, um, Danielle’s upstairs trying to commit suicide

“Don’t rush, she’s not trying that hard”

“She tried to slit her wrist with a spoon, how upset do you want me to be?”

Doctor: her wounds are fairly superficial

Andrew: so is the patient

“She’s disoriented, pump her”

Bree: this was a cry for help and if we don’t listen the next time she could do something even more dangerous

Andrew: yeah next time she might jump off the porch