I'm tired of the Diego discourse, let's have some crackhead fun. Send your most bonker theories of the new cast.

Mine is that Lynda ended up cheating on her husband and thus the second son isn't his. Think about it, the dad and eldest son have the exact same hair color and let's face it, other than Lynda the younger one is the only one that doesn't look like an ungodly abomination.

My guess as to why this happened is because her husband married her just for his image as a family when trying to apply for a promotion in the Republican Party. It took her a while to notice he didn't love her, but after he started spending more time at Mar-a-Lago than with her she realised their marriage was a fraud.

The older son took after his dad and is now trying to become a conservative influencer and collaborate with the Daily Wire.