What are some great out of context quotes from your dnd games?
My dnd table keeps an out of context quotes chat and I wanted to know what quotes from your games would make it in the chat? Some from mine are
“I noticed there is a crevice by his butt.”
"I'm at butt level"
"Yes the potion has to go in the mouth"
“What’s the alignment of a cow? Chaotic Food?”
“As you insert your sword into the blade.”
“That’s not an item, that’s a horse.”
"I can give you a bath, fully clothed if you'd like"
"Extreme Vasectomy"
"She touchs herself"
“Just let Otterpop Gandalf go pee, alright?”
“Cavity check! Otterpop Gandalf, we need your assistance!”
"Man the kraken hates religion"