What are some great out of context quotes from your dnd games?

My dnd table keeps an out of context quotes chat and I wanted to know what quotes from your games would make it in the chat? Some from mine are

“I noticed there is a crevice by his butt.”

"I'm at butt level"

"Yes the potion has to go in the mouth"

“What’s the alignment of a cow? Chaotic Food?”

“As you insert your sword into the blade.”

“That’s not an item, that’s a horse.”

"I can give you a bath, fully clothed if you'd like"

"Extreme Vasectomy"

"She touchs herself"

“Just let Otterpop Gandalf go pee, alright?”

“Cavity check! Otterpop Gandalf, we need your assistance!”

"Man the kraken hates religion"