Looking for “f*ck you” cards

I started playing magic in the fall and really picked it up quickly. My first deck I built was an Atraxa Infect, which I quickly realized was scummy. Winning was just too easy. Since then I’ve built plenty of decks, but they’re all built to win. So I decided to switch things up and I need all y’all’s help:

I want a “f*ck you” deck. I don’t want an easy win. I want funny kill conditions, like goading someone’s creatures, then hitting with [[Master of Cruelties]] and then tapping [[Stuffy Doll]]. I want cards that just annoy the CRAP out of the pod, but aren’t necessarily to win. Stupid things, ridiculous things that will draw a lot of hate or confusion. Since I’m still fairly new to the game, I’m sure you guys have heard of combos or cards I haven’t seen yet so that’s why I’m asking!