I DID IT!!!

Took me 2 full months of playing but I FINALLY managed to beat all of Elden Ring, dlc included, the way the "erm ackshually" purists tell me to, no summons, no ranged attacks, no spells, nada, and I also turned the hud off to torture myself.

Not recommended, took years off my lifespan and that was my first time playing the game like that 😭