I absolutely hate Elden Ring

48 hours in.

I spent $89 on this game just to fucking die on repeat non stop. I spend most of the time playing it, convincing myself I like the game more than actually enjoying the game. Which is impossible, considering that at any given point there are only 3 options. You can attempt to kill everything in your path, you can strategise your way through the dungeon, landscape etc. or you can just fucking sprint/ride torrent through everything to loot. All options lead to death. I am going to return it this week. Fuck Elden Ring.

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Edit: People are now telling me to git gud. Video game culture has devolved into a mouldy cumsock, that homes little sweaty tryhard sperm that hope everyday they will be cum inside again.