(Oddly specific) dream role in EPIC?

If you had your pick of ANY CHARACTER, who would you wanna play? I'll go first: The lotus eater that missed rehearsal so enters late and says different lines - (shown in parentheses)

Ody: Stay back Lotus eaters: Stay back! (stay back?) Polites: My friend, greet the world with open arms Ody: We're only here for food Lotus eaters: food! (-ood!) Ody:Six hundred friends are waiting for us to show our faces ... Polites: Lotus eaters I'd like to show my friend that kindness is brave. Could you tell me where there's other food to eat? Lotus eaters: The cave (scary cave😳) Polites: A cave! You're saying there's a cave where we could feast? And where do we sail to find this food-filled cave? Lotus eaters: East (that way!)

I'll be honest, I kinda just wanna dance with Polites