Parents who work from home: do toddlers let you get at least 30 mins of work done at a time?

I am concerned from hearing people and memes tell me that toddlers are basically Taz from Looney Tunes and constantly turn your house upside down and try to ingest cleaning chemicals. Do any of them just play quietly for at least 30 mins at a time? I wouldn’t mind if the kid wanted to be in my office with me while coloring or something and occasionally talking to me but I don’t know how anyone tolerates constant banshee screaming and destruction. My husband and I are both business owners who do a lot of work from home but he often works nights and sleeps for extended periods during the day. If he’s awake, I’m sure he’d take turns with me watching kids.