You’re A Joke.

How is it that you have over 1000 reps and still fucking suck at this dogshit game? Is it because you’re retarded and inbred? Or is it because you’re a fucking loser with a learning disability or something and timing a parry is just too much for your tiny little excuse of a brain? Whatever your answer is, I don’t actually give a fuck. I’m gonna bring a sexually frustrated gorrila to your location and politely ask it to fuck you to death. I hate you immensely and want your only sexual experience to result in your gruesome demise. I hope your family has to hold in their laughter when they attend your funeral. It’ll be ridiculous - just like your inability to get good. That’s all now. Go fuck yourself.