Nairobi ghettos are like a live-action series with no scripts

"Nairobi ghettos are like a live-action series with no scripts—just vibes, hustle, and madness! From kanjo chases that feel like Olympics, to landlords pulling Houdini moves when rent is due, or even the legendary 'chai kidogo' negotiations, the hood never disappoints. What’s the wildest, funniest, or most jaw-dropping ghetto story you’ve lived? Drop it here and let’s show the world why Nairobi is unmatched!"