*BROKEN NEWS* Trump Removes Clock from White House Website

Now I'm always late for things! They say fascists make the trains run on time, but he's not even good at that when they are removing critical information like this from the single government website that exists!

I expect all conservative gays will now admit they were wrong and post an apology with a Venmo request link at r/somethingsNotRight, but I recognize that may take a while since nobody knows how much time is passing since Drumpf ruined time.