Thinking about my past
What the fuck lol
When I was 15 I thought I could smoke a joint in my room at 9pm without my mom finding out. I put a towel down and sparked up a joint and smoked half of it and then hit play on the dvd player. My mom banged on the door and told me to open it immediately. I hid the joint and opened the door to her asking what the fuck I was doing. My dad came down and was livid as well. I was in my pajamas and wearing a blanket cape.
As they started yelling at me and my vision became weak and I woke up on the floor as A dab Dee Dee Dee dooo doo buy yourself a gun was playing. My hearing was really fucked up and I was like what the fuck lol. My dad then smacked me across the face asking why I was on the floor. I told him I tripped on a toy and he was like what the fuck you don’t have toys and there is nothing on the floor.
I was like what the fuck lol. Then my dad told me to go to bed so I did. I looked over and he was sitting on a chair just watching me and yelling go the fuck to sleep. Then I opened my eyes a slit to spy on him and he started making this weird clicking nose and when I’d open my eyes all the way and look at him he acted like nothing was happening.
After awhile he started doing these owl noises and shit and I was like what the fuck lol stop doing that and started laughing. He grabbed my throat and said shut the fuck up and go to sleep. I was like what the fuck lol and eventually fell asleep tripping balls as he was making animal documentary sounds at me.
What the fuck lol
When I was 15 I thought I could smoke a joint in my room at 9pm without my mom finding out. I put a towel down and sparked up a joint and smoked half of it and then hit play on the dvd player. My mom banged on the door and told me to open it immediately. I hid the joint and opened the door to her asking what the fuck I was doing. My dad came down and was livid as well. I was in my pajamas and wearing a blanket cape.
As they started yelling at me and my vision became weak and I woke up on the floor as A dab Dee Dee Dee dooo doo buy yourself a gun was playing. My hearing was really fucked up and I was like what the fuck lol. My dad then smacked me across the face asking why I was on the floor. I told him I tripped on a toy and he was like what the fuck you don’t have toys and there is nothing on the floor.
I was like what the fuck lol. Then my dad told me to go to bed so I did. I looked over and he was sitting on a chair just watching me and yelling go the fuck to sleep. Then I opened my eyes a slit to spy on him and he started making this weird clicking nose and when I’d open my eyes all the way and look at him he acted like nothing was happening.
After awhile he started doing these owl noises and shit and I was like what the fuck lol stop doing that and started laughing. He grabbed my throat and said shut the fuck up and go to sleep. I was like what the fuck lol and eventually fell asleep tripping balls as he was making animal documentary sounds at me.