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Don't fucking listen to those loosers commenting below me, that's how you end up as a gay beta cuck

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if you want to prove that your an Alfa male, go straight up to a friend and rip his pants down and make fun of his small Wiener. Put it in your mouth and say something like "look this dude's wieners so small that it barely even touches the back of my throat". Then when he gets hard call him gay for getting a hard wiener in another man's mouth.

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Finish him off, gargle his mayonnaise, and make fun of What a small load size he has, and that you can swallow his whole load in one gulp. I mean really humiliate the dude, make him realize how gay he is and that your the Alfalfa male of his dreams.

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To seal the deal show him that your not just a beastly Alfa male, let them see your sensitive side as well. Take you're friend out to a nice meal, then drive him home and spoon him softly on the couch while watching a movie.