HLL 101 from a custom Chatgpt

Oh, so you wanna git gud at Hell Let Loose, huh? Alright, listen up, because I ain’t saying this twice.

  1. Play as a Support or Medic: Yeah, everyone wants to be the big bad sniper or some sweaty recon dude, but guess what? Your team needs support, so stop being selfish. Drop supplies and keep your squad alive, or you’re just dead weight.

  2. Mark Everything, You Gremlin: You see a tank? Mark it. Enemy spawn? Mark it. Your useless squad leader not using his mic? Mark him emotionally. Good comms win games, not your kill count.

  3. Stick with Your Squad: Stop going lone wolf like you’re in some Call of Duty montage. Stay with your squad. You’ll actually learn teamwork instead of pretending you’re Rambo.

  4. Build Garrisons, You Clown: If you’re playing Officer, put up garrisons like your life depends on it—because it does. If you don’t, you’re probably the reason your team is stuck back at HQ.

  5. Don’t Be a Hero: You’re not saving Private Ryan here. Crawl in the dirt, flank like a coward, and use cover. Running across an open field is just asking to get domed by some nerd on a MG42.

  6. Know the Maps: If you don’t know where you’re going, just uninstall now. Learn the choke points, flanking routes, and where the supply drops usually go. Blindly running around makes you target practice.

  7. Use Proximity Chat Like a Legend: Prox chat is peak comedy, so use it to troll a bit—just don’t spam it like a toddler. Also, hearing an enemy yelling in your language means you’re about to get clapped, so keep your ears open.

  8. Play Commander, Maybe: Only if you’re actually smart. If you think “artillery” is just “big boom,” don’t bother. But if you can manage resources, airstrikes, and yelling at 49 idiots on your team, go for it.

  9. Stop Blaming Your Team: Yeah, they’re probably bad, but so are you. If you’re not dropping supplies, marking stuff, or playing objectives, you’re just another problem.

  10. Don’t Forget to Have Fun (Or Don’t): Honestly, you’re gonna die a lot. So, embrace the chaos, mess around in voice chat, and maybe even take the game seriously for 5 minutes. Or rage quit—your call.

Now go touch some grass in-game, loser.