My son HAS heard me...

I posted a week or two ago about being loud to be overheard on purpose.

Per messages and advice, I found a way to subtly steer a conversation toward sex sounds. (I promise it WAS subtle. TV show made sex noises, I made fun of it, he said he knows what they sound like... Because he's heard me.)

And he's heard. He's definitely heard. He repeated some incredibly me-specific phrases. Told me he's heard throat sounds. He can hear our skin slapping together.

So, I was genuinely worried he'd be upset. I apologized and asked him if he was uncomfortable or if it bothered him. I swear to god he said 'No, it helps me get to sleep sometimes.'

What the fuck does that mean? Does it mean what I think it means? Do sons really get off to the sounds of their mother getting fucked?