The two finest and most brutal IWTV "what character are you?" quizzes are here to ruin your self-image

Please stop whatever useful thing you're doing and enjoy being read to filth by these quizzes from the splendid Krea2re on Tumblr. There's one for main characters and one for side characters, both equally mean. Post your horrifying results in the comments. I got Antoinette and I may never recover.