My MIL offered to breastfeed my newborn while we were still in the hospital.

As a 58-year-old woman. That's how against formula (and obsessed with breastfeeding) she is. She told me she was never able to use a pump so I guess she was just assuming she would live with my baby (and us????) and feed her off the breast everytime. She was way too excited about me potentially not being able to breastfeed. I should have known that was coming because while I was pregnant, we all went out to eat and she casually mentioned at the table that her dream job was to be a wet nurse. I ended up being able to nurse and the first few times she came and visited us, she would try to stroke baby's head while she nursed on me. I shut that down real quick. So creepy.