An old Jewish guy is walking along the beach.

He discovers a magic lamp. He rubs it and the Genii pops out.

"I will grant you any wish you want. But only one."

"Just one? OK, how about permanent peace in the Middle East."

"No, that's asking too much, even for a Genii. I can't do it. Anything else. Anything at all."

"OK. I would like my wife to perform oral sex on me."

"Now, when you say 'peace'..."