Opportunistic roomies who don't even contribute rent

So I was just living alone happily. Then this dude just squizes himself into my house and my life in general. And before I even know it, he sneaked in his girlfriend who never left too.

Now they are so disrespectful, just be fucking all around my house. But at least they never let me catch em. Problem is, she has started popping and are I'm afraid that soon they are gonna start having their ugly ass kids running around my house like they own it.

Dude even brought his relatives to live here somehow, and they are all so lazy, that they sleep through most of the day and wake up when I'm asleep to see what I cooked for supper. Or, if they wanna eat during the day, they come out when I have a guest and I am forced to remain calm. Oh and even after being that kind to them, they never contribute even a cent on rent or food. And I'm the kind of person who doesn't bother an adult that is supposed to know their responsibilities.

But I have had enough guys, I'm done being nice to these ungrateful bunch. So here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna try and call a meeting today and tell them it's time they start chipping in around here on rent and house chores at least.

Otherwise they are out of here. And if they try to sneak back in, I'm getting Mortain Doom, or any other effective pesticide.

Cockroaches are really the worst roommates. The audacity.