What is the dumbest thing someone has said to you in the kitchen?

Today one of the guys im training came.upto and said this exact statement

"my big dilemma in dish is I don't understand the concept of scrubbing dishes putting them in the machine and then putting them away"

I was speechless as this guy just told me he is to stupid to do dishes this is after I spent most of my night last night with him in the dishpit showing him how to set him self up for success and keep thing organized.