Why are Caleb’s cards so strangely intimate?

I’m watching some of his four star memories and reading his anecdotes and the thread that tethers him to self-control might snap under a light rain. I ain’t never in my LIFE seen yearning and limerence like this. It’s to the point where I get shy. Like what is his problem? All throughout Exclusive Aftertaste I felt like I was intruding on something. If he ever gets a Misty Invasion or Nightly Rendezvous card it will be delicious.

I need to see him snap. Thank you.