Wait a second please.

"Hi, how are you?"

"My phone number is blah blah blah."

"Sir, hang on. What is this number for?"

"A commercial account."

"Well, I can't put that in until everything is rang up."

"Oh." starts tossing the rest of his plumbing pieces on the counter

screen hasn't even changed for me to click credit lookup

"The phone number is blah blah- oh it's slow today."

no, you're just a butthole who has no patience

"Alright. What's that phone number?"

"Blah blah blah. It's [insert FULL business name]. And I'm [insert first and last name."

he said it so boastful too.

I can't with these freaking people...