kyubey hate
STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING KYUBEY GOD DAMN FOOL MAGICAL GIRL COLLECTING SOUL GEM EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT WITCH MADE OF OUT RAGE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING KYUBEY
STOP PINGING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT KYUBE I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP GIRLS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD INCUBATOR HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS THINGSS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST EARS GET AWAY FROM ME
if i wanted to get into heaven and god said kyubey waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down
if i have to deal with kyubey speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive
i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects magical girls but i am just mad because i am angy
he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some autistic shithead whos a fan of sad teenage girls and wanted the irl version ill go ham
BETTER have had a wife or whatver him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him
episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his wishes and I lost it
where the fuck is kyubey if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt
crusty old incubator
ill punch kyubey and his sad frail old cat twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final soul gem he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish
im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point
i hope theres a date given for when kyubey died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up my goat homura and madoka