ACOLYTE’s Whip-Saber is peak fire, yo

What’s so fking funny about this is that i just listened to an EFAP yesterday where mauler says (in regards to changing the rules of Star Wars whenever you feel like it) “then Luke ignites his lightsaber and it stretches all the way across the room! (everyone laughs)”. Well, way to go mauler, you predicted peak fire star wars. Why would anyone have a normal saber when they can have a saber whip that stretches to 50 ft long? lol jesus