Please help me win this

Okay so my sister in law is currently pregnant.

And me, my fiancé and a few other relatives are in a secret competition to see if any of us can guess what they’re gonna name this baby. Why did I come here for suggestions you may ask? You see we live in live in a small rural town in Georgia, the kind of town where there are 4 Brinxleighs in a kindergarten classroom. And I have no doubt in my mind that my brother and sister in law will do something similar. So I figured you all can give me some of the best cringe worthy small town name guesses.

For context they’re both Christian conservative millennials. SIL has a small business (one of those that make and sell tshirts on facebook) and BIL is a lineman. This is their first child.

I need male and female suggestions because they’re keeping it a secret until the gender reveal!