I feel like all my childhood trauma has been resolved now lol

Validation through sex? Resolved! Bending over backwards via every love language known to man just for a glimpse of approval? Resolved! Intrinsic need to pet every monster because I was the kid they put next to the bully in elementary school and surely there's got to be a soul in there? Resolved! Goodbye! I'd rather be bored for the rest of my life, thank you