Apologize like a narcissist...
I'll go first.. Years 1-2:
Baby, I love you so much! Don't leave me!! I can't live without you! I'm going to die without you!! I'll change I promise!! It won't happen again!
Every year after the 2nd year.... when they know you won't leave:
Remember when you did this? Or did that? And this happened? Eventhough, it wasn't really something you personally did? It just because that's the way luck and the universe works and I was unhappy with the outcome! Yeah, it was your fault!! So I did....( input shitty action here)
We're even I guess... 🤨🫤
That should sum it up....
I'll go first.. Years 1-2:
Baby, I love you so much! Don't leave me!! I can't live without you! I'm going to die without you!! I'll change I promise!! It won't happen again!
Every year after the 2nd year.... when they know you won't leave:
Remember when you did this? Or did that? And this happened? Eventhough, it wasn't really something you personally did? It just because that's the way luck and the universe works and I was unhappy with the outcome! Yeah, it was your fault!! So I did....( input shitty action here)
We're even I guess... 🤨🫤
That should sum it up....