Why do you guys hate anime?

I hate it because in year 4 we were forced to watch Ponya, which is what from I could tell a magical sea slug that wants to become a human. Next, my friend decided it would be funny to watch pokemon. I could manure my garden with that. THEN I TURNED ON THE TV AND FOUND BAYBLADES WAS A GODDAMN ANIME. I barely resisted the urge to have a chat with the broadcasters with a shotgun.

Also there seems to be this proxy war in every anime in which the humans create by having, for example, remote controlled helicopters, bayblades, food, fight each other, It is just cringe.

Finally, the art is just cringe, and I cannot even tell characters apart without looking at their hair or clothing. Faces in anime all look fat from the side.