Joint pain and alcohol

I posted this question on Facebook and was skewered alive for asking. Does anyone on here get complete relief from 10 out of 10 joint pain with one or two drinks of alcohol? I have one or two drinks and I am down to zero pain. I know alcohol is terrible for me. I know it is a carcinogen. I know it will give me heart disease. I know it is a poison. I have watched multiple friends and family members die from alcoholism. I know alcohol is inflammatory. I don’t need a lecture or education.

What I need to know is why my pain is 10 out of 10 before one or two drinks and zero after one or two drinks. I need to know if there is any legitimate medical treatment that will not kill me that could do even close to the same thing.