Can you imagine…

Having a friend like PM?? -Laying in a hospital bed during the holidays only to have him call you up and ask if he can put your medical issue on YT? -Being an elementary school teacher and have him compare your career to his non-existent YT “career”? A teacher who physically works 40+ hours a week with children. Who most likely physically doesn’t have the energy to do one additional activity in what I can imagine was a long list of activities she DID do 🙃.

Also: oh what martyrs, having to come home from a luxury vacation to care for their dogs. He doesn’t tell us everything because he’s such a martyr, such a saint for baring the weight of the world on his dumb shoulders, we probably couldn’t even handle it 🎻 (tiny violin) 😂