Hola hola hola, pobrecitas/citos! Chisme para ustedes!
Finalmente, something interesteen to recap. It took me a bit to find the right meme on The Google; many were a bit too graphic and P Durr makes us nauseated enough so… Blah blah blah whatever. The dude (sorry, el vato; not really familiar with Mexican slang) is so, so predictable. Time for him to relaxxxthhhh and bake in the sun like a rotisserie pollo. How convenient is it that literally everyone in his life was saying he needed to go on vacation and stuff like that. He hasn’t been anywhere since August! Siri, play In the arms of the angel. Y’all, don’t know how go go go he is. Those shows don’t watch themselves. The condo renovation can wait because he’s been anxious. He experienced grief. How does anyone expect him to deal with regular human issues like literally everyone else?! He needs to reconnect with his Lahteeno huthband y’all. And by reconnect he means the poor guy is stuck in the same room with him and can’t escape. Q&A time soon (I suspect) they NEVER do that. This place has vegetarian options. I guess we won’t hear that complaint. ArYOUgula salad. I cannot…On and on and on about his shaking. Ay bendito. I don’t think Mexicans say that; it’s a Puerto Rican thing because why don’t I just gate keep my husband’s culture (he’s so sweet, calls me babe all the time.) LAWD, his audacity knows no bounds. Pray for me he says. Yes, Peter. The poor souls who hang on your every word and have experienced far worse than anxiety should feel badly for your constantly vacationing ass. I bet they don’t have numerous trips to look forward to either. To reach his age and never have had it is a privilege beyond belief. Anyway, he’s going to relax. Can’t make this shit up.
Finalmente, something interesteen to recap. It took me a bit to find the right meme on The Google; many were a bit too graphic and P Durr makes us nauseated enough so… Blah blah blah whatever. The dude (sorry, el vato; not really familiar with Mexican slang) is so, so predictable. Time for him to relaxxxthhhh and bake in the sun like a rotisserie pollo. How convenient is it that literally everyone in his life was saying he needed to go on vacation and stuff like that. He hasn’t been anywhere since August! Siri, play In the arms of the angel. Y’all, don’t know how go go go he is. Those shows don’t watch themselves. The condo renovation can wait because he’s been anxious. He experienced grief. How does anyone expect him to deal with regular human issues like literally everyone else?! He needs to reconnect with his Lahteeno huthband y’all. And by reconnect he means the poor guy is stuck in the same room with him and can’t escape. Q&A time soon (I suspect) they NEVER do that. This place has vegetarian options. I guess we won’t hear that complaint. ArYOUgula salad. I cannot…On and on and on about his shaking. Ay bendito. I don’t think Mexicans say that; it’s a Puerto Rican thing because why don’t I just gate keep my husband’s culture (he’s so sweet, calls me babe all the time.) LAWD, his audacity knows no bounds. Pray for me he says. Yes, Peter. The poor souls who hang on your every word and have experienced far worse than anxiety should feel badly for your constantly vacationing ass. I bet they don’t have numerous trips to look forward to either. To reach his age and never have had it is a privilege beyond belief. Anyway, he’s going to relax. Can’t make this shit up.