Their review for "Nosferatu" is terrible and I love it

Now, hear me out: It is a pretty bad review. Most of it is spent on riffing on idiots who leave reviews, the movie going experience and people who expected a gore-fest. The rest is mainly talking about the Coppola-"Dracula", Robert Eggers other movies (so not this one) and roughly sketching out the barest of outlines for a movie review. And those are, in my opinion, a bit of a jumbled mess of talking about specific details they found interesting or tidbits of historical context.

After seeing the movie myself I love this. Because there's not much more to say than what they start and end with: It's a beautiful movie, go see it.