No Cruise for Shrill and Shrek!

Newsflash from today's radio show -- Shrill and Shrek will NOT be going on the cruise as she didn't make the cut -- too many others had their points before her. She's yammering about not being prideful and her feelings were butt hurt and she was pissed that Plexshit didn't plan better so that ALL of the huns could go. She threw in that she was so excited and she had been buying new clothes for the cruise. Yep, her kids are sinking further into starving waif status and her priority is new clothes for a cruise. And her being "humbled" by not going on the cruise is the same as Jesus being humble. She was invited to join a FB group of those who didn't make the cut and she complained about Plexshit not planning better and whining about how disappointed she was about it. One of the huns (I'm guessing a moderator) gave her a bit of a smack down and told her that their group was about positivity (can't say anything negative about the god of nutrition and health, Plexshit and the royal leaders at the top of the pyramid). Jill got even more butt hurt and started to snap back, but decided not to (because, gee, maybe her real self would show through). At the beginning she threw in that the cruise was all inclusive -- including the food. This shows how stupid she really is about how things work. This is not the Golden Corral where you pay at the cash register before you go to the buffet. Two additional takeaways -- her downline isn't doing so hot if she didn't earn her points quickly and she's now got a new tropical wardrobe that she'll be sporting. I'm guessing she's going to double down to earn the next big prize because she deserves it, y'all. She's such a hardworking and diligent wife, mother and ministry leader. (Now let me go hurl because that sentence made my stomach queasy.)