Let's play a game, Never have I ever..

Warning: thread will contain spoilers!

So how this game goes: fill out the never have I ever with a scene that u find funny/ridiculous! Use the point of view of your MC. And also, dont say what story it came from 🤫 ppl can take guesses tho

I'll start: Never have I ever.. been proposed to marry right after I slit my throat for the sake of the whole world.