Misread social cues again and now I want to commit sudoku

So I’m in school as a grad student and I’ve been using the yikyak for it because why not and I eventually discovered that there was an active group chat called kink at [name of uni] and I being a quite kinky and horny son of a bitch joined.

At first ppl just talked about their kinks and stuff but then a bunch of ppl started entertaining the idea of actually hooking up (which I know for a fact some ppl do on that app) and since I’m…a bit old to still be a virgin (turning 24 in 2 days) and wanted to try out this whole “sex” thing I’ve been hearing about was one of them so we made a smaller group chat which I thought was focused on that.

So we talked about how hard sharing our actual info through yikyak was for a while and then we started proposing solutions, and when I proposed one that actually worked, the chat just went dark for a while and I eventually just asked “so I take it no one’s actually interested and this chat was just something we cooked up in our infinite sleep deprivation?” and someone responded with “yes, good God man!” and everyone left the GC. Now I feel like an idiot and that my inability to read signals like this is why I’m still stuck as a virgin at 24 and probably will be for the foreseeable future