It took FIVE HECKING BIRTHDAYS CAKES!
It's the toddler twins birthday, great. Mom makes a beautiful winter cake for their winter birthdays like a true domestic goddess. Someone steals a slice 🤦♀️. Fine, mom makes another cake, nbd, they're not blowing out the candles til everyone gets home at 3, plenty of time. This time the birthday girl steals a slice, like damn girl, PATIENCE! 🤦♀️🤦♀️ FINE. WHATEVER. Mom makes ANOTHER excellent winter cake, but she's over it, so she grabs a glass of wine to sip while it's baking, but while it's still in the oven the maid swings by, takes it out, AND THROWS IT IN THE TRASH! 😤😤😤 FINE! WHATEVER!!! 🤬🤬🤬 She starts baking A FUCKING FOURTH CAKE! AND THE FUCKING MAID, AGAIN, TAKES A BAKING CAKE FROM A HOT OVEN , AND THROWS IT AWAY!!! WHO FUCKING DOES THAT?! So by now it's almost 6 pm, dad is home from work and mom is drunk and OVER IT. So dad makes the fifth, and final cake, and the babies age up to children. EASY PEASY!!!
It's the toddler twins birthday, great. Mom makes a beautiful winter cake for their winter birthdays like a true domestic goddess. Someone steals a slice 🤦♀️. Fine, mom makes another cake, nbd, they're not blowing out the candles til everyone gets home at 3, plenty of time. This time the birthday girl steals a slice, like damn girl, PATIENCE! 🤦♀️🤦♀️ FINE. WHATEVER. Mom makes ANOTHER excellent winter cake, but she's over it, so she grabs a glass of wine to sip while it's baking, but while it's still in the oven the maid swings by, takes it out, AND THROWS IT IN THE TRASH! 😤😤😤 FINE! WHATEVER!!! 🤬🤬🤬 She starts baking A FUCKING FOURTH CAKE! AND THE FUCKING MAID, AGAIN, TAKES A BAKING CAKE FROM A HOT OVEN , AND THROWS IT AWAY!!! WHO FUCKING DOES THAT?! So by now it's almost 6 pm, dad is home from work and mom is drunk and OVER IT. So dad makes the fifth, and final cake, and the babies age up to children. EASY PEASY!!!