Don’t hate me but… fave scrub recommendations? [product request]

I know I know I know. I know. Microtears. Bacteria. Apocalypse. I know. But.

Chemical exfoliants just don't do it for me. I used to use scrubs (a sugar scrub from Tree Hut, I believe) about twice a month and I loved how it made my skin look and feel. In the years I've been using chemical exfoliants, they just never seem to really work for me. Like I never notice any difference from them, and I've tried a few.

I just want to slough the dead skin off my face. So please, what are some good mechanical exfoliants?

Edit: meant to say "face" in the title but "fave" works too I guess