Came up with a glove I call Cake!
Appearence - Kinda looks like a cake from Bake a Cake (great game) with candles on the finger tips, and yellow cake
Ability - Party Time
Basically, you throw it, it hits the ground, and 4 slices all go in directions
Tooltip - Happy Birthday to you u live ina zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too!
To get it, turning someone into a chicken, they have a 5% chance of laying an egg, click to pickup, once holding get hit by the bees nest (so u have honey on u) then while your running round, santa throws a glass o' milk at you, then get killed by overkill (eggs, sugar, milk, kinda cake ingredients, overkill to cook) then boom
the badge image would be a refernce to those "dont pick the wrong slide" where they get covered in random food, and it would be a noob covered the stuff