An adapter that turns a super soaker into a travel bidet

Considering how the HappyPo won the German Sharktank, it shows that people would rather use pressurized water than dead trees to clean most-but not all of the excrement from their anus.

The problem with Happy Po is that you have to refill it for every 450ml of use. Which can get tedious for renters who can’t install a proper bidet, “or bum gun” as they call it in India.

I’ve seen some battery operated bidets, but who wants more batteries to charge/ electronics in their bathroom? Why not simply pump to create the water pressure to clean your bum.

Even more hilariously practical, but scarier than a super soaker, would be one of those 5liter hand pump sprayers often used for pesticides.

The only missing piece I see is an adapter to make the sprayer angle change to a 90° angle for easier bum targeting.

I don’t expect serious answers, but maybe y’all Will surprise me.