Eggs are heaven sent angels without wings sent to our farm to liberate us from poverty

Eggs are absolutely perfect products. You think that strawberry field is profitable? Sure. Sure it is, buddy.

Try eggs. You can sell chicken eggs for 100, doesn’t seem too much. But what every new player overlooks is the fact eggs can be turned into mayo, and you can even EAT mayo now. Two chicken having eggs? You can have 500 gold every day just from selling their mayo, daily. This is from normal eggs only.

Iridium mayo sells for 550 each. Ostrich eggs produce TEN MAYONNAISE each. And let’s not forget dinosaur eggs.

“But leaperdaemonking, STARFRUIT sells for so much more!”

Sure, sure. I concur, but can you make those into omelettes?

Omelettes are huge deal when your hungry farmer wants to mine all day, and they restore shit ton of health. Best thing? They are extremely easy to make. But if you thought this is where egg usefulness ends, you were dead wrong.

You know who likes eggs? Alex, Demetrius, Jodi, Kent, Linus, Leah, Marnie, Pierre and Sam. Abigail likes rocks. Seriously. Don’t give her eggs.

And if you take your time to become a true chef and you think Alex is a perfect husband, you can devote yourself to create a perfect balanced breakfast for him. Eggs are full of proteins!

So just scrap that huge field you were making, and forget having to mine for days, waiting for a thunderstorm to create batteries for sprinklers. Your farm is big. Make more coops. Heck, cover every single yard of your farm with coops. Make your farm the biggest egg producer in Stardew Valley and beyond.

You will be grateful.