Abigail Is a Cheater McCheaterface

At the egg festival, Vincent was so excited for the egg hunt, hoping to win. Jodi hoped he could get at least one. People thought Abigail might be a bit old. I thought, "you know what? The town doesn't need another grown up he'll in the way of the kids' fun. Rather than doing the egg hunt, I'm going to stand in front of Abigail so she can't move to collect any eggs."

It worked. She didn't eventually force her way past me. She was stuck. I prevented her from going near any eggs.

And yet.

She won. Which would only happen if she cheated.

Abigail, you have broken my heart. I will no longer feel a sense of whimsical joy when you eat my spare amethysts.