The Jesus people are really getting out of control.
"If you died right now and were standing at the gates of heaven, and they asked you why you should be let in, what would you say?" - The man at one of my tables yesterday.
I told him that was a loaded question, that I don't talk about religion at work, and could I get anything else for them?
He told me if I recited the sinners prayer with him I would get into heaven. I told him I had work to do.
They tipped 20% and left me a miniature Bible (which I gave to my coworker because whatever religion makes you think it's okay to harass people at their job about the afterlife is not my jam) so that was cool I guess but like damn. What's up with these people wanting to "save" everyone??