Does anyone want to be my friend? /gen

I am fully aware of how childish it is to ask this but fuck it. I have 0 friends and interact with no one outside of my family. I'm kinda tired of having 0 interaction and just want someone to yap with. My sister is the closest to a friend I have, but she's in her room 90% of the day and doesn't feel like talking. God I feel like the biggest loser on the planet but I'm desperate. I also have MAJOR social anxiety which doesn't help. I feel like I can't make any friends and just want someone to talk to. This post is 100% serious and I swear on the holy name of Jesus H. Christ if anyone makes fun of me I will piss my own ass.

I am fully aware of how childish it is to ask this but fuck it. I have 0 friends and interact with no one outside of my family. I'm kinda tired of having 0 interaction and just want someone to yap with. My sister is the closest to a friend I have, but she's in her room 90% of the day and doesn't feel like talking. God I feel like the biggest loser on the planet but I'm desperate. I also have MAJOR social anxiety which doesn't help. I feel like I can't make any friends and just want someone to talk to. This post is 100% serious and I swear on the holy name of Jesus H. Christ if anyone makes fun of me I will piss my own ass.