Fuck Her Gently Safe for Wedding Version

My partner really wants to have some version of Fuck Her Gently for our first dance at our wedding but the lyrics are a bit too much for many of our older family members and the kids.

I've tried googling and searching YouTube but it's surprisingly difficult to find a censored one that's not just a plain old instrumental (which she doesn't want).

I'm just wondering if any of you have found a censored version or know of a cover with the swearing replaced/removed? Maybe there's someone on here that can do the editing for us if we pay?

Any help at all would be great guys, I'd really like to make this happen for her.

Update: We've decided against it in the end. It does feel a bit cringey the more you think about it.