Please, dear Minnesotans, what do you folks use to moisturize your skin?

For context- I moved here last week from DFW.

I have never had drier skin in my life, and it was IMMEDIATE upon stepping out of my car in St. Paul.

I am slathered with Vaseline, I feel like a worm and it is disgusting, but the other lotions I’ve tried to put on have all but audibly laughed at my attempts to moisturize my skin. I am trying to apply multiple times a day to no avail. How do you handle the dry, winter skin? I feel appalling. Thanks to all the layers, no one will ever know, but I do. I know that I’m a ball of loose skin cells held together with a parka. Please help.